frequently unanswered questions (fuqs)

No problem, we don't let a lack of vacancies (or the bylaws) stop us from deciding your next Board of Appointees member! 

Why are you being so mean?

Don't worry, we delete all official communications before new appointees take over (well, only some new appointees wink wink), so there's no need to worry about old emails at all. Hillary would be so proud of us!

While it's a documented fact some of us are assholes, we also care enough to educate members about the goings on of our so-called professional association. We've decided that after years of inaction, silence is no longer constructive, so we are sharing information here to help lead other members ask the right questions. We are still trying to avoid direct conflict, but if this doesn't work, we'll move to plan B. Plan B has 75% more scorched earth, and 90% fewer fuqs to be given. 

Absolutely not! We prefer...tea.

If you feel ignored, try rephrasing your concerns as compliments, that might work better.

It was the nicest analogy we could muster.

Whoa whoa whoa there, "wrong" is a strong word. Sigh, but if you must file a complaint against an Appointee, do it here.

IYKYK. And yes, we're fine, thanks.