Thanks for attending 👌🏼🍆2025!
Did someone lose this little fella? He was seen aura farming around the expo hall.
When our group of appointees joins hands to reinforce their own self-important ideas and do their best to mask their incompetence in front of large crowds! We're coming at you live and loud this year, with plenty of action shots, jerk updates and much more.
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Our favorite appointees took a few minutes away from celebrating "Ethics Awareness Week" and "fixing" a few pesky policies to pose for an iconic photo. Nobody does CSI like this crew. Literally nobody. They put the "bad" in badass.
We set out to design the perfect merch for our annual event, but it turns out someone beat us to it. Don't forget to pre-order your Circle Jerk 2025! Challenge Coin here.
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We love this slogan so much, we put it on our Circle Jerk 2025! Challenge Coin!
Thanks to the elimination of Florida's vaccine mandates, all conference attendees get to take home the 'hottest' toys in 2025. These cute little guys are positively infectious!
The only thing spreading faster than conference gossip are Florida’s "hottest" gifts to the world
Move over Disney merch, Florida’s
new souvenirs are contagious!
Forget oranges - Florida’s latest crop
of toys are going viral.