We're still working out the details, but our legendary design squad is proud to unveil this masterpiece. After our members rejected 50 dumpster-fire drafts, our dream team finally struck gold with this one. It’s less a symbol of pride and more a monument to how much our vendors bankroll our incompetence.

Meet The IACA Candidate, the collectible action figure nobody asked for. Dressed proudly in his Insufferable State University sweatshirt, this figure arrives sealed in a glossy blister pack with all the essentials for a career stuck in neutral: a pending job application, a trusty notepad of tired ideas, a baseball cap for manufactured relatability, and the ever-ignored survival guide How to Stay Relevant. The package is stamped with “Caution: Expired” and “Do Not Recycle” so you never forget the message - because like the figure itself, some things shouldn't be used past their prime.

Introducing Guy the Meme King, the irresistible collectible figure. Sporting his signature orange mask and gray hoodie, this pint-sized rebel comes packaged with everything a true dissenter needs: a dialed-in Bullshit Detector, a vinyl record screaming “Change or Die”, and of course, a notepad of Better Ideas that will never make it past a committee. The minimalist blister pack proudly warns “May Cause Critical Thinking” while crowning him “Meme King” - because when the bylaws are broken and the code of conduct is edited, sometimes the only thing left is to challenge the award-winning meme queen.

If there's a bandwagon, we are gonna hop on it! We are proud to offer this Appointee Action Figure that we sourced exclusively from the wild wild web! Featuring a NSFW tee shirt (but entirely appropriate for a professional organization to peddle) and oversized marshmallows for those appointee bonding sessions, this figure is sure to bring you minutes of joy and entertainment!

Step right up and test your tolerance for dysfunction with Malfeasance or Incompetence?—the only board game where bad governance isn’t just the theme, it’s the gameplay! Will your association’s downfall come from shady backroom deals, or just breathtakingly clueless leadership? Roll the dice, dodge the "Delay Committee," and pray you land on “Independent Audit” before your Trust meter flatlines. Perfect for 2–6 reformers, whistleblowers, or disillusioned dues-payers, this game promises hours of chaotic fun and bitter laughter. Warning: Side effects may include eye-rolling, resignation letters, and spontaneous cries of “we need a budget!”