Welcome to our newest clown! The Guardians of the Status Quo have finished their work. A Chosen One has been proffered by the sElection Committee. Oops, we meant "elected by the membership". Well, we don't need to see the election results anyways because we accept what our dear leadership says and we do not question them. They aren't "hiding the low engagement numbers", they are "protecting the candidates". They get sooooo offended when you question them. You'll get put in timeout or some other punishment they'll make up on the spot.

We were sad to see that Cole wasn't selected by the sElection Committee. Maybe he didn't have enough Clown testosterone? We don't know, he sure seemed to be the frontrunner. Well luckily our Appointees have ensured that absolutely nothing meaningful will change (not like it was even close to happening with these candidates LOL!) Our new Chosen One has taken the sacred oath to protect the status quo. "Evolution rather than revolution" is the order of the day. With a "vision rooted in continuity", we have complete faith (and comfort) that our association will be reform-free for the foreseeable future.