Woohoo, it's  Appointee Season, AKA Ethics Awareness Month! Time to dust off those bylaws and bookmark that Code of Conduct page - because nothing says "transparency" like rapidly shifting rules during election season! That page will be edited more frequently than a Wikipedia page during finals week. It's hard work making sure the status quo is kept safe and secure. 

Rest assured, our appointed guardians of the status quo are working overtime to ensure that absolutely nothing meaningful changes. Someone has to protect us from the chaos of meaningful progress.